This is the end of a story I started a couple of months ago with my email about the Carnaval water wars. But I never actually wrote about Cochabamba's Carnaval parade, called "El corso de los corsos" around here (or El Corso for short). The Saturday before Lent begins is Oruro's Carnaval parade, the most famous of all Bolivian Carnaval celebrations (which I went to last time I was here in 2005), and Cochabamba's turn to celebrate comes one week later (We wouldn't want to take away from the Cochabamba party by having it the same day as the Oruro party, after all).
Now, as you may have guess from the water balloon email, the lead-up to Carnaval is quite busy. The streets are full of water balloon throwers and groups practicing their dance steps along the parade route. Two Thursdays before Carnaval is Compadres, the night when men go out and celebrate together, and one Thursday before is Comadres, when the women go out and celebrate (see attached picture). So all told, it's nearly a month of celebration.

This year, the Democracy Center had a party to watch El Corso. We have a beautiful third-story balcony at the office that looks right out onto one of Cochabamba's main streets, Calle San Martin - which happens to be both the street that marching protesters use and the street that parade routes take. Needless to say, we were perfectly set up to host a Corso celebration, and we decided to take advantage of that.
Leny (one of my co-workers, a spectacular Bolivian woman, very multi-talented - she's got her fingers in everything) and I got there early on that Saturday morning, around 10AM. Several groups of our guests were already arriving, and we set to work decorating the office. The parade started shortly after 10. The first group to come through was the military (CITE). Now, I had been to Carnaval in Oruro two years before, but it was nothing like seeing the military groups in a parade. I had been imagining crisp uniforms and one group after another marching in step, but no - not even close. Apparently, El Corso is where the military tries to shed their stern image and really lets loose. There was group after group of young men - in ant costumes (army ants), with giant paper-mache heads, in drag and armed with rifles, and dressed up as monkeys, cavemen, limes (making fun of a new coke/pepsi product), cows, condoms, Roman soldiers, guerrillas, mummies, aliens, puppets of the US (particularly interesting political commentary), vampires, Storm Troopers (yes, I'm talking Star Wars), and the best was - mimicking a popular comedy show about a man whose wife is dominating and practically abusive - a whole troop wearing aprons and handkerchiefs and carrying rags, brooms, and mops, headed by a giant float of a woman sitting on a man's back while he struggled to hold up an ashtray for her cigarette. Utterly fabulous. There were also several (troops? squadrons?) of women - one group parodying Bolivia's top model group, the "Magnificas," dressed in giant plastic trash bags, with the following banner: "Chicas Magnificas del CITE: Ni Magnificas Ni Chicas Premier, Patriotas de Corazon" - roughly translated - "Magnificent Women of CITE (the army): Neither Magnificas nor Premier Models, but Patriots at Heart." Many of the other groups of women had really well-designed costumes - crabs with giant claws, cats with capes, etc.
Needless to say, the army was one of my favorite parts, and watching them pass took pretty much all morning (Dre and Austin, you would have loved it). The traditional folklore groups started about mid-day. Tinkus, caporales, diabladas, morenadas, saya, cueca chapaca, chacarera, and the various smaller indigenous dances and groups were very very impressive as well. We had a lot of fun at the office, cheering on our favorites and even getting dressed up ourselves. Jim got out an old Halloween costume, a nun outfit, and a few friends showed up with Evo (Morales) and (Hugo) Chavez masks. I got my picture with them (see attached).

We also used the opportunity to ch'allar (bless) the office by making an offering to Pachamama, Mother Earth, so that our whole next year would go well, which will be the topic of my next post...